The World’s Only Free Shopify Setup Service.
Is your bag making money?
Is your bag making money?
A short list of some of our services.
From colors to content to collections and products and everything in between. We’ll help you get a handle on everything you need to collaboratively create a beautiful Shopify store.
Aren’t sure about what Apps do? Overwhelmed by the vast options? Need a hand with installation and set up? We’ve got you covered, whether or not you have an App-titude for it 😀
Things aren’t quite clicking when you click-click-click the camera on your products? With the Advanced and Shopify Plus plans, you can take advantage of our professional in house photography department.
Our own custom free Shopify theme (Fyre) is included with every setup. It’s hot! You should use it!! However, we’d be happy to help you select and setup any free or premium Shopify theme that you’d like.
With over 40 years of collective marketing and copy-writing experience, our team is ready to get you through whatever creative block you might have about your product descriptions, page content, or brand messaging you want to convey.
Talk to an actual human being (bleep-blorp-beep…kill all humans), that speaks fluent English (‘murica), during your store setup. Real conversations with real people? We know. It’s weird. We’re weird. You can call us Al.
The greater your Shopify plan, the greater your FREEsources 🙂
Just the FAQs Ma’am.
The only catch is . . . everyone thinks there’s a catch.
Here’s how (& why) it works. You pay Shopify for your account. Then Shopify pays us a commission. You get your site setup free. Shopify gets another happy customer. We get a monthly commission based on your Shopify plan (not your sales). You pay us nothing. It’s win/win/win.
Remember . . . the best things in life are FREE!
Yes! Our FastPass option let’s you skip the queue.
Can’t stand waiting? Counting the seconds until your start date? First world cultural self-indulgence ruined your ability to be patient? No problem! You can skip the queue* . . . for $14000. Free. Fast. Fantastic ~ Pick any two.
* There’s no queue for Advanced & Plus plans. They’re always first.
Good things come to those that wait . . . or paid.
You can skip the queue for $14000. Otherwise . . .
Free Setup timeframes are guesstimates not guarantees.
Yes! For $$$. Shhhh . . . don’t tell anyone.
Need a hand post launch? Looking for monthly, fortnightly, or weekly updates? We hear ya, and we’re here for ya. Happy to provide small tasks, graphic tweaks, or even just a quick consultation regarding your Shopify store.
You can request a free estimate via our Shopify Experts Profile.
App-solutely! But we’re picky partners & require :
Lots of Shop-portunities here. Let’s work to.get.there.
You will be. We have a happiness guarantee 🙂
If you’re not happy for any reason, we’ll triple your money back (for free setups). Now, let’s see . . . that’s three times zero, carry the one . . . . well, you do the math. We’re busy making cool Shopify stores for free. Try us out. There’s nothing to lose & a free store setup to gain.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can give and receive it for FREE 😉