The World’s Only Free Shopify Setup Service.
Is your bag making money?
Is your bag making money?
The greater your Shopify plan, the greater your FREEsources 🙂
Just the FAQs Ma’am.
The only catch is . . . everyone thinks there’s a catch.
Here’s how (& why) it works. You pay Shopify for your account. Then Shopify pays us a commission. You get your site setup free. Shopify gets another happy customer. We get a monthly commission based on your Shopify plan (not your sales). You pay us nothing. It’s win/win/win.
Remember . . . the best things in life are FREE!
Yes! Our FastPass option let’s you skip the queue.
Can’t stand waiting? Counting the seconds until your start date? First world cultural self-indulgence ruined your ability to be patient? No problem! You can skip the queue* . . . for $14000. Free. Fast. Fantastic ~ Pick any two.
* There’s no queue for Advanced & Plus plans. They’re always first.
Good things come to those that wait . . . or paid.
You can skip the queue for $14000. Otherwise . . .
Free Setup timeframes are guesstimates not guarantees.
Yes! For $$$. Shhhh . . . don’t tell anyone.
Need a hand post launch? Looking for monthly, fortnightly, or weekly updates? We hear ya, and we’re here for ya. Happy to provide small tasks, graphic tweaks, or even just a quick consultation regarding your Shopify store.
You can request a free estimate via our Shopify Experts Profile.
App-solutely! But we’re picky partners & require :
Lots of Shop-portunities here. Let’s work to.get.there.
You will be. We have a happiness guarantee 🙂
If you’re not happy for any reason, we’ll triple your money back (for free setups). Now, let’s see . . . that’s three times zero, carry the one . . . . well, you do the math. We’re busy making cool Shopify stores for free. Try us out. There’s nothing to lose & a free store setup to gain.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can give and receive it for FREE 😉