
The World’s Only Free Shopify Setup Service.
Is your bag making money?


Is your bag making money?

The greater your Shopify plan, the greater your FREEsources 🙂
Just the FAQs Ma’am.
The only catch is . . . everyone thinks there’s a catch.
Here’s how (& why) it works. You pay Shopify for your account. Then Shopify pays us a commission. You get your site setup free. Shopify gets another happy customer. We get a monthly commission based on your Shopify plan (not your sales). It’s win/win/win.
Remember . . . the best things in life are FREE!
Yes! Our FastPass option let’s you skip the queue.
Can’t stand waiting? Counting the seconds until your start date? First world cultural self-indulgence ruined your ability to be patient? No problem! You can skip the queue* . . . for $900. Free. Fast. Fantastic ~ Pick any two.
* There’s no queue for Advanced & Plus plans. They’re always first.
Good things come to those that wait . . . or paid.
In a hurry? Get a FastPass ($900) and skip the queue. Otherwise . . .
Free Setup timeframes are guesstimates not guarantees.
Yes! For $$$. Shhhh . . . don’t tell anyone.
Need a hand after you launch your site? Want someone to do monthly, fortnightly, or weekly updates? We hear ya, and we’re here for ya. Check out our Maintenance Support Plans. They help keep the doors open around here.
You can also purchase small graphic design & Shopify tasks for $50 per task. “Small Task” is defined as anything that takes up to 42 minutes to complete. Because 42, is the answer to the universe. Just click the link to make a payment. If you’re not sure whether your task is “small” or not, drop us a line to get a quote.
App-solutely! But we’re picky partners & require :
Lots of Shop-portunities here. Let’s work to.get.there.
You will be. We have a happiness guarantee 🙂
If you’re not happy for any reason, we’ll triple your money back (for free setups). Now, let’s see . . . that’s three times zero, carry the one . . . . well, you do the math. We’re busy making cool Shopify stores for free. Try us out. There’s nothing to lose & a free store setup to gain.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can give and receive it for FREE 😉